To relieve your momentary anxiety following my previous two posts,
watch this video of Goths, who come across quite well given their squeaky clean voices and L'Oreal haircuts; that and a dog leash. Look out for the part where he calls it "a symbol of trust". A leash? Hilarious. Also, if you nurture a curiosity concerning your reading ability,
this online test is quite enlightening, letting you view yourself in comparison to other readers. It only takes a minute and it recommended I stopped internally vocalising the words I read. Spot on - I shall do just that.